I feel bad for Jackie Chan
He’s so typecast. He always plays an Asian guy.
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Legally blind
My friend's legally blind which makes me wonder about all the people who are illegally blind. I hope they get caught.
Paprika is a scam
We’re all guilty of adding paprika. After all, we’re just following the recipe. But have you ever stopped and asked yourself why paprika? If it’s not smoked what does it taste like? Sweet paprika, hot paprika, regular paprika all taste the same - and that would be
Passing a drug test
Depending on where you work you may be asked to take a drug test. This could be intimidating depending on your experience with drugs, so if you're not so experienced I made this as a quick guide on passing your drug test. Expect to be tested on: heroin,
Where are all the balding eagles?
There’s bald eagles and full-haired eagles. Where are all the balding ones or do they just go from hair to bald immediately one day? Like in the morning all their head feathers are on the pillow? What exactly is happening with the eagles?
Idea for parents:
Tattoo shoes onto your kids instead of having to keep buying new shoes. No more losing shoes, breaking shoes or outgrowing shoes. And for those concerned about the underside - permanent outsole implants. Like having hoofs. It would also be good for self-defensive kicking.
Birds are arrogant
This morning I saw a bird walking on the sidewalk and then it flew and landed three feet away. Did it really need to fly? Why didn't it just keep walking? Clearly it can walk but it's just like showing off, like, 'look what I
Life and thoughts: illustrated
The Little Spotted Polar Bear
a bedtime story for kids
Happy Sundays
Another beautiful Sunday has come, woken up gently with a kiss from my mum. Downstairs in the kitchen dad's coffee brews, aunt Barbara sitting reading the news. My shirt and tie hang on the door, polished new shoes they sit on the floor. "It's time
Happy Tuesday
The Pig In A Skirt There once was a pig in a skirt, his parents they felt quite hurt. The appointment confirmed to get reaffirmed, a surgery he could not revert. The Prime Minister There once was a young Prime Minister, tyranny he would administer. Forced a vaccine to please
A Random Tuesday
The Dog Who Ate A Frog There once was a dog who ate a frog thinking it was a shoe. Stuck in his throat while on a boat he didn't know what to do. When he spoke the frog would croak so his panic grew. He read a
The Piano Teacher
poetry
The Man From East Japan
There once was a man from East Japan who was drinking a cup of tea. The people he felt of the suffering he dealt so he issued a new decree. No longer would the law state should a citizen disagree, then upside down in a nightgown would they be hanging
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The Village
Out in the dew beyond the tall oak, a village of nature dwelling kind folk. Houses of clay and some of old wood, a beautiful tree monument where the town hall once stood. Fireflies danced as the young deer played, rabbits and heron found peace in the shade. Lazy creeks
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New GMO-free alphabet
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The Little Spotted Polar Bear
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The Pig Man In The Window
The sky was blue and the sun was out, a beautiful morning without a doubt. A stroll around the neighborhood, a fresh breeze and cedar wood. I passed a house and what did I see? A figure in the window looking at me. But a normal person it was not,
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Nursery Rhymes
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How To Feed A Baby Eagle Mayonnaise On A Sunday Afternoon
Not that it happens often, but it’s a good thing to prepare. For the time when it comes up, you certainly just may care. An eagle in a nest, it's skinny body bare. A single feather on its head, it looks like messy hair. Feeding it on
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Jim and Tim
A little story
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Poetry Time
Topics covered: drinking ink, coming from Nantucket, dangers at the fair, and going to the store to get rice as an illegal alien
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More beautiful poetry
The Man From Budapest There once was a man from Budapest, convicted in the civil unrest. So he went to the embassy to ask for some clemency, and set off a suicide vest. Cletus The Fetus She was a surrogate for hire, but she couldn't find a buyer.
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Some beautiful poems
(they're very beautiful)