The Sour Milk

Legally blind

My friend's legally blind which makes me wonder about all the people who are illegally blind. I hope they get caught.

Paprika is a scam

We’re all guilty of adding paprika. After all, we’re just following the recipe. But have you ever stopped and asked yourself why paprika? If it’s not smoked what does it taste like? Sweet paprika, hot paprika, regular paprika all taste the same - and that would be

Passing a drug test

Depending on where you work you may be asked to take a drug test. This could be intimidating depending on your experience with drugs, so if you're not so experienced I made this as a quick guide on passing your drug test. Expect to be tested on: heroin,

Where are all the balding eagles?

There’s bald eagles and full-haired eagles. Where are all the balding ones or do they just go from hair to bald immediately one day? Like in the morning all their head feathers are on the pillow? What exactly is happening with the eagles?

Idea for parents:

Tattoo shoes onto your kids instead of having to keep buying new shoes. No more losing shoes, breaking shoes or outgrowing shoes. And for those concerned about the underside - permanent outsole implants. Like having hoofs. It would also be good for self-defensive kicking.

Birds are arrogant

This morning I saw a bird walking on the sidewalk and then it flew and landed three feet away. Did it really need to fly? Why didn't it just keep walking? Clearly it can walk but it's just like showing off, like, 'look what I

Life and thoughts: illustrated

Happy Sundays

Another beautiful Sunday has come, woken up gently with a kiss from my mum. Downstairs in the kitchen dad's coffee brews, aunt Barbara sitting reading the news. My shirt and tie hang on the door, polished new shoes they sit on the floor. "It's time

Happy Tuesday

The Pig In A Skirt There once was a pig in a skirt, his parents they felt quite hurt. The appointment confirmed to get reaffirmed, a surgery he could not revert. The Prime Minister There once was a young Prime Minister, tyranny he would administer. Forced a vaccine to please

A Random Tuesday

The Dog Who Ate A Frog There once was a dog who ate a frog thinking it was a shoe. Stuck in his throat while on a boat he didn't know what to do. When he spoke the frog would croak so his panic grew. He read a