Season 2

The Girl and the Apple

The Sour Milk

30 Oct 2025

Once upon a time there was a girl who found a delicious looking red apple.
It was the most wonderful apple she'd ever seen. Never could anyone imagine such an apple, she certainly couldn't.

But then it sexually assualted her.

It raped her in the afternoon. It raped her in the night. And then it raped her again in the morning.

It was a raping apple. A rapple, if you will.

It wasn't in fact a wonderful apple. (She didn't care for it much anymore.)

The Pig Man In The Window

The sky was blue and the sun was out, a beautiful morning without a doubt. A stroll around the neighborhood, a fresh breeze and cedar wood. I passed a house and what did I see? A figure in the window looking at me. But a normal person it was not,

The Campfire

There once was a campfire at night, but something felt not quite right. As smoke tendrils rose up the owls nose, the forest got a bit too bright.

The Man With The Wooden Leg

There he stood, the man with one leg, The other looked like it was built in a shed. A pirate? Shark attack? Farm Accident? Or cannibals while missionizing the dark continent? Yet there he stood tall, proud and bold, His wooden leg polished, varnished and gold. Impressed by his demeanor

The Young Lady of the Valley

Once upon a time, atop a mountain far away, there lived a great king who oversaw all the lands. The king had anything and everything he could possibly dream of, including Crohn's Disease (which he wished he'd never dreamt about). One crisp autumn day while picking

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The Pig Man In The Window

The Campfire

The Man With The Wooden Leg

The Young Lady of the Valley