Passing a drug test
Depending on where you work you may be asked to take a drug test. This could be intimidating depending on your experience with drugs, so if you're not so experienced I made this as a quick guide on passing your drug test.
Expect to be tested on: heroin, cocaine, marijuana, meth, shrooms, MDMA, and ketamine. Here's how you can tell the difference between each one if you're tested on all of them.
Heroin: intense rush of euphoria, heavy limbs, deep relaxation, pain relief, detachment from worries, drowsiness, slowed breathing.
Cocaine: intense energy, alertness, confidence, euphoria, increased sociability, reduced appetite, increased heart rate.
Marijuana: relaxation, altered perception of time, increased appreciation of music & food, laughter, creativity, introspection, anxiety, paranoia.
Meth: intense euphoria, extreme focus and energy, increased physical activity, alertness, decreased need for sleep or food.
Shrooms: visual distortions, enhanced colors and patterns, deep introspection or spiritual feelings, altered sense of time, euphoria, anxiety, or paranoia, body high, occasional nausea.
MDMA: euphoric, loving, connected to others, heightened sensory perception (music, touch, lights), energy, emotional openness.
Ketamine: detachment from body (floating sensation), time distortion, dreamlike thinking, can cause confusion, inability to speak clearly, intense out-of-body or near-death-type experience.
Some of these drugs may be difficult to distinguish, but if your employer allows a cheat sheet then simply print this out and keep it handy. If not, try to memorize this page and do your best! I hope this helps!
