Paprika is a scam

The Sour Milk

17 Jul 2025

We’re all guilty of adding paprika. After all, we’re just following the recipe. But have you ever stopped and asked yourself why paprika? If it’s not smoked what does it taste like? Sweet paprika, hot paprika, regular paprika all taste the same - and that would be nothing. It’s dry nothing powder that just makes things red for no reason. Yet there’s at least one in everyone’s spice drawer. And paprika is expensive! What’s going on with the paprika? Who’s behind this? Wake up people! STOP THE MADNESS! STOP BUYING PAPRIKA!

Sorry, I feel a little passionate about this I didn’t mean to yell. I guess what I’m trying to say is, fuck paprika.

And bay leaf, you’re next.

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