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Joel Westman had a wife named Betty. She grew tired of his mustache however, so every evening while he slept she'd take tweezers and pluck just one hair out.
One night at a time, one hair at a time, Joel was slowly losing his mustache.
But one day Betty was brutally murdered by the Long Street Cannibal, a vicious serial killer who'd been terrorizing the neighborhood for months.
Joel Westman grew his mustache back.
The End.
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